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Written (and sung) in the style of Warren Zevon’s Gorilla, You’re a Desperado: Chris Houser

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Sap flow station

The howler monkeys at the Sap Flow site
Snatched the machete right out of my hands
Took my download cable too
Left me here to take his place

I wish that monkey a lot of success
I am sorry my dorm is a mess
Most of all I’m sorry the cargo didn’t get through
I’m betting that monkey will too

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Mist net in action

They say the fog will find you wherever you go
But when it comes looking for you,
it’s not enough
In the mean time, keep your mist nets up
Monkey, you’re now dependent on the HOBO

He built gas flux chambers at the downburst site
He called it Villa Mosquito
Now I hear there’s no methane flux
But the constant beans and rice might be enough

Then the monkey grew very depressed
Went through many failed analyses
He launches a balloon except in the rain
Still he’s shackled to his original hypotheses

The howler monkeys at the sap flow site
Snatched the machete right out of my hands
Took my download cable too
Left me here to take his place

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HOBO

HOBO


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